B e t t y S p a g h e t t y
♛Leslie, Michigan♛
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
The result
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concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods
what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons
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haters will see me and be beset by locusts
what about lovers?
still the locusts but in a fun way
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hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt:
its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you
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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
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me in creative mode placing glowstone all over the cave below my house
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Max & Eleven in Stranger Things 3
There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.
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also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢
my son
is your dad a tragic 19th century French author
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This cracked me up.
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in this essay i won’t
fuck you for coming to my ted talk
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